I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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