He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
