we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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