well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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