I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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