i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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