she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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