The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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