god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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