For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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