Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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