Tell her she can't have a vagina
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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