is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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