Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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