Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
