Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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