Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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