Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
