is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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