at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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