Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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