Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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