Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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