come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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