i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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