She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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