East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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