Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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