Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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