Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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