what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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