no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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