Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Randomize