Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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