still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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