we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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