FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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