i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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