You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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