you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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