Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My ATM looks so different sober.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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