I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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