I cockslap morals
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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