its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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