first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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