Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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