Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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