once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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