Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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