I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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