there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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