she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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