if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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