dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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