I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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